Contains the fresh, model-pleasing scent of victory
Comes in crisp, clean scents cooked up in our old spice scent kitchen
Increases your awesomeabilityness
Creates desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
Product Description
Using this is like chumming the air for pretty ladies who are doctors that supermodel in their spare time. They wont be able to see the source of the square-jawed quarterbackliness hanging in the air until they start biting on you. And by then, its way too late for them.
